idk man i just like oreos, cats, music, art and my guitar.
sarcarstic:

antoinettemalificus:

mew2:

why this cat so big

I want it. It’s a giant snuggley dumb cat

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM…..BOOP…..MLEM

sarcarstic:

antoinettemalificus:

mew2:

why this cat so big

I want it. It’s a giant snuggley dumb cat

MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM…..BOOP…..MLEM

artisticazurite:

oh no

artisticazurite:

oh no

victorious:

More Drake and Josh here!

thetremblingofmyhand:

The fucking cheerleaders and pom girl’s skirts don’t follow the goddamn dress code but you expect me to???? You spend the morning telling the students how seriously you take the dress code and spend the afternoon directing into a pep assembly to watch our classmates dance in what is essentially sparkly underwear.

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

lilyandtherabbit:

“But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.”

lilyandtherabbit:

“But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.”

floreic:

 dark pale/personal

floreic:

 dark pale/personal

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

oodwhovian:

How the Dalek became the Shippy Dalek.